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Leap

29 feet, 2 ½ inches. 

I was just eight years old when American track and field sensation Bob Beamon shattered the Olympic long jump record. While some believed the "thin air" of Mexico City gave him an untoward edge, what Beamon accomplished that day was beyond what anyone could have imagined. His try exceeded the previous record by two FEET. On October 18, 1968, Bob Beamon became a legend.

Every time the Olympics roll around, I am reminded of the epic feats of athleticism I have witnessed over the years. The "Miracle on Ice." Nadia Comăneci's perfect 10. Mark Spitz sinking his opponents on the way to winning 7 races in just 8 days. Joan Benoit securing the first ever gold medal in the women's marathon. Usain Bolt sprinting his way to fame. Bruce Jenner's flag-draped jog after his 1976 decathlon win.

Memories of Kristi Yamaguchi, Carl Lewis, Simone Biles, Katie Ledecky, Michael Phelps, Chloe Kim, and even my hometown neighbor Aly Raisman still flash across my mind when I hear the Olympic soundtrack begin to play. That music brings a catch to my throat, a Pavlovian reaction to my own cache of recollections.

This past Sunday the Milano Cortina Winter Olympics came to a close. But I'll see you on July 14, 2028 when the Games come to our own home turf. Only 866 more days!

"Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts." — Dan Gable, 1972 Olympic Gold Medal Wrestler

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Ice Cream

California and ice cream go WAY back.

In 1906 the hot fudge sundae is said to have been invented by Hollywood ice cream shop owner Clarence Clifton Brown. Ever consider where the flavor "Rocky Road" was concocted? Look no further than Oakland, home of William Dreyer. He crafted the marshmallow, almond, chocolate ice cream concoction in 1929 as a nod to the Great Depression.

In fact, for the past twenty years, California has produced more ice cream (5.5 million gallons in 2024) than any other state. Is it any wonder then that former California governor Ronald Reagan designated a "National Ice Cream Day" in 1984? Forget swimming pools and movie stars. Ice cream is the real king of the Golden State.

Lest you think California's ice cream fascination is purely culinary, check out the water tower just off the I-15 in Yermo. Here in California's high desert is a 65-foot replica sundae, replete with sprinkles, strawberry sauce, and the obligatory cherry. 

Now that's my kind of stop!

"I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!" - 1927 song (music and lyrics by Howard Johnson, Billy Moll, and Robert A. King) 

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Centennial!
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Centennial!

The Los Angeles Central Library is hosting its centennial celebration in 2026!

In July of 1926, the main library located just off Pershing Square, was completed. The complex now includes two buildings; the historic Goodhue portion and a wing added in 1993 named after former LA major Tom Bradley. An architectural gem, the library showcases a wonderful collection tucked within the most stylish of scenery.

Over the course of the next twelve months, the library will roll out new exhibits, commemorative merchandise, gather items for a time capsule, and offer special edition library cards. Oh, and the card catalog is coming BACK, exciting news for those of us raised in the analog age.

Not to worry, you too can be part of the year-long celebration. The library is soliciting short videos from the public for their oral history project. If you have a memory or story about the central library, you can self-tape or attend an in-person recording.

But you'll have to get in line behind me!

“The only thing you absolutely have to know is the location of the library.” - Albert Einstein

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Super Bowl Sunday
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Super Bowl Sunday

3-28.

If you're from New England, this is a code you instantly recognize, seared into our collective memories on February 5, 2017.

With just over two minutes remaining in the third quarter of Super Bowl LI, the Patriots were trailing the Atlanta Falcons. My hometown team looked despondent. Slumped on my hotel bed in NYC, I felt much the same way.

But somehow, inexplicably, the Patriots mustered a comeback. Scoring 31 unanswered points, the Pats went on to win the game in overtime, securing their fifth title.

This Sunday my team will vie for their seventh Super Bowl victory. Long gone are the days of power couple Brady and Belichick. This new crop of guys has no storied legacy on which to rely. They will need to calm their nerves and play their hearts out if they are to overcome the talented and gritty Seahawks.

And I will be watching, this time, ironically, from a hotel room in ... Atlanta.

"If you're not gonna go all the way, why go at all?" — Joe Namath, quarterback of the New York Jets and Super Bowl III Champion (January 12, 1969)

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Chanel N°5

Chanel N°5.

That was the one, and only, fragrance available in the opulent dressing area just off the Founders Room in the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion. During its cinematic heyday, it was here that the Academy Awards were held for nearly three decades. When Hollywood starlets emerged from the dressing area having had their hair and makeup fine-tuned, a bottle of Chanel N°5 sat waiting for them on the sideboard. 

Chanel N°5, the brainchild of Coco Chanel, was launched on the fifth day of the fifth month in 1921. It was an immediate sensation, foregoing the traditional single-flower formulations used by most fragrances of its time.. Famously worn by Marilyn Monroe, the brand has been represented by such luminaries as Catherine Deneuve, Nicole Kidman, and most recently, Margot Robbie.

While on a recent tour of the Pavilion, a docent told me of the ubiquitous presence of Chanel at the Oscars. But there is a more complicated story underneath all that glitz and glamour. The founder's legacy also includes an affair with a Nazi agent and evidence of antisemitic leanings. In an ironic twist, Chanel, later shepherded by Karl Lagerfeld and now owned by the Wertheimer family, recently made a multi-million-dollar donation towards humanitarian efforts for Israel following the attack on October 7, 2023. 

During a week in which we mark International Holocaust Remembrance Day, it's important to remember that all kinds of masks, perfume and otherwise, hide, but do not erase, what lies beneath. 

"Man is not what he thinks he is, he is what he hides." — Andre Malraux, novelist and member of the French Resistance

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Yes, We Can!

The first national park I ever visited was the scene of the opening salvo of the Revolutionary War. "The shot heard 'round the world" occurred in what is now known as Minute Man National Historical Park, encompassing portions of both Concord and Lexington (MA). 

At this point I have been to many NPS properties, including stretches of the West that lay claim to Glacier, Arches, and Mount Rushmore. But next on my list is a location off the beaten track, based in the small town of Richmond (CA), home to the Rosie the Riveter World War II Home Front National Park. 

It was here that Betty Reid Soskin, raised on the raucous streets of New Orleans during the 1920's, became the oldest serving park ranger in the U.S., retiring from the above-named facility at the ripe old age of 100. 

Betty embodied many of the characteristics of the story she so often told, refusing to be confined by the norms of her time. She worked tirelessly for racial integration. She co-founded a gospel record store. She wrote a memoir, had a local Middle School named after her, and even attended the inauguration of President Barack Obama.

Inspired by the museum's famous 1942 WWII recruitment poster, Betty's life was a tribute to Rosies everywhere... 

"Yes We Can!" - J. Howard Miller, creator of the Rosie the Riveter poster 

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All in the Family

Watching All in the Family was a staple of my childhood Saturday nights.

I was just ten years old when the show first aired. Although a massive hit for CBS, the series also sparked a sizable cultural backlash. The show's characters regularly sparred over some of the most sensitive subjects of the era. The Vietnam War. Racism. Antisemitism. Abortion. Homosexuality. No subject was sacrosanct when it came to the Bunkers, a working-class family from Queens.

The on-screen battles usually featured Archie, a blue-collar WWII veteran, and Mike, his progressive and opinionated son-in-law. Carroll O'Connor and Rob Reiner were both masterful in bringing these roles to light, each winning multiple Emmy awards for their portrayals. 

Reiner would go on to even greater success behind the camera. But when I hear his name I still picture the corduroy-donned, cheesy-mustache wearing, "Meathead" of my youth.

RIP Rob Reiner. You will be missed.....

"I could win the Nobel Prize and they'd still write "Meathead wins the Nobel." - Rob Reiner

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Fear

No predators. How is that possible?

It was the first day of a recent trip to New Zealand. Our Kiwi guide began by sharing a few fun facts about his homeland, this among them. "Here in New Zealand, we have no natural predators. No snakes, no wolves, no bears. You could put a pillow down in the forest and take a nap. There is nothing here to harm you."

I later learned this was a bit of an exaggeration. New Zealand does, in fact, have a few itinerant creatures unwittingly introduced from beyond its borders; namely rats, possums, and stoats. And yet the impact of that initial statement remained. Which made me wonder. 

What would my life be like without predators, without fear?

What if I felt safe to walk the streets, day or night? What if I never worried my careful fiduciary planning would fall prey to something beyond my control? What if thoughts of a lonely or pain-ridden death never crossed my mind? What if I stopped losing sleep over how bias or prejudicial policies might damage me?

Intellectually I understand fear is a natural and essential part of our wiring. All of us depend on this reflex to survive. But I also know that fear, real or imagined, can sap so much of the joy life offers.

As we move into 2026, perhaps a different perspective on fear might make this upcoming year all we hope it can be...

“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us." - Marianne Williamson

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The Penny
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The Penny

November 12, 2025. The day the penny died.

After decades of debate, the production of pennies officially ceased last month. The cost-benefit analysis finally slayed the copper coin. At last reporting, the price of minting each one-cent piece had risen to 3.69 cents. The math just doesn't work anymore.

The original penny, first struck in 1792, featured a feminine figure representing the ideal of liberty. Our contemporary coin appeared in 1909, commemorating the 100th birthday of President Lincoln. His craggy profile was the first presidential face to grace a coin, and on the flip side, a rendering of the well-known Lincoln Memorial. 

As a kid, my Dad taught me to check each penny I got for the alternative wheat design. "Wheaties," as they are called, feature two stalks of grain on the coins' posterior, a design choice that pre-dates the completion of the famed monument in 1922. Continued production from 1909 to1958 means there are plenty of "wheaties" still in circulation. I have a jar full of them to prove it.

I mourn the demise of the penny. And the writer in me wonders if the words I associate with this staple of my youth will die as well. "A pretty penny." "Penny pincher." "Penny wise and pound foolish." And perhaps my favorite.

"Penny for your thoughts?"

"If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere, is making a penny." - Steven Wright

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Braces

Orthodontia. The gateway to modern adolescence.

Back in the early 1970's, I was among the legion of kids to be fitted for braces. Silver tracks were affixed to both my upper and lower teeth, much to my dismay. Remember those pesky rubber bands? Yup, I had those too. But the pièce de résistance was surely the contraption known as "headgear." 

This metal halo was held in place by two small tubes on my back molars along with an elastic strap that stretched across the back of my neck. It looked ridiculous and felt far worse.

I was instructed to wear this apparatus at night while I slept. "SLEPT?" I thought. Has he SEEN this thing? My orthodontist was clearly unfamiliar with the basic ergonomics of both pillows and sleeping....

"I didn't want to have braces when I was a kid and I'm pretty sure my dad didn't want to pay for them." - Jessica Pare

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And the answer is…
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And the answer is…

Wordle. Phenomenon or fad?

I'm a fairly late arrival to the daily word puzzle that has captured the imaginations of lexophiles everywhere. But now, Wordle is as much a part of my morning routine as brushing my teeth.

First released in October 2021, Wordle's popularity skyrocketed after the New York Times acquired the game in January of 2022. In November of that same year, Tracy Bennett became the puzzle's first editor. She whittled the dictionary's 5-letter possibilities (13,000 in total) to roughly 2,000 prospects each year. And from that group, 365 answers are chosen.

Bennett initially selected her answers with an eye toward the date they were to appear. As an example, on November 11th the Wordle answer was "MEDAL," an homage to Veterans Day. This practice created some pushback from puzzle purists who felt the tactic was too schmaltzy for a highbrowed brainteaser. 

Not to me. I'll take all the help I can get!

"I just wanted a game that was just three minutes of your time a day, and that's it. That's all it wanted from you." - Josh Wardle, inventor of Wordle

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The Episcopate
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The Episcopate

The room where it happened.

In this case, that would be the main hall of the Riverside Convention Center, where after two days of deliberation and multiple ballots, the eighth bishop of the Episcopal Diocese of Los Angeles was chosen.

In my nearly twenty years as an ordained minister, this was the first time I participated in electing a bishop. In some ways it is a byzantine process, shaped by multiple layers of rules and procedures. But interwoven with the systematic nuts and bolts was a palpable sense of the sacred.

Before and after each vote there were periods of silence, prayer, reflection, and the occasional hymn. There was no posturing. There was no combative debate. And when the selection was finally announced, the room was filled with a solemn silence. 

On that day the episcopate, certainly a position of power and privilege, became more lamb than lion, a reminder that to be chosen bishop is to be recognized as the lead pastor.

"Leadership is not about being in charge. Leadership is about taking care of those in your charge." - Simon Sinek

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Color!
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Color!

Chlorophyll. Sometimes less is more.

As you might remember from your elementary school science curriculum, chlorophyll is the magic sauce responsible for keeping green leaves green. But as cooler temperatures and shorter days prevail, this pigment begins to break down, changing foliage into shades of red, orange, and yellow.

The vibrant leaves of autumn bring flocks of tourists to my native New England. I too recently returned for a visit and experienced this colorful medley for myself. The kaleidoscope never gets old. 

Boston is known for many things ... Dunkin Donuts, crazed drivers, our gruff demeanor and, at times, an undecipherable dialect. But let's give credit where credit is due. When you're hunkered down with a bowl of clam chowder on a crisp November day, those gorgeous leaves still bring a smile.

Chlorophyll, see you in April.

"Autumn leaves don't fall, they fly. They take their time and wander on this their only chance to soar." - Delia Owens, author and zoologist

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Costumes

My level of fascination with Halloween costumes? Meh.

I was never much on crafting eye-catching outfits prior to a candy-inspired dash around my neighborhood. While other kids were decked out as Disney princesses or showcasing the latest superhero gadgets, I settled for being a skeleton or ghost. Bare bones, that was my mantra.

My tepid interest in fashion and makeup still lingers. But every so often even I surprise myself....

Less than two miles from my home is the iconic Western Costume Company. For over 100 years, WCC has supplied costume designers and stylists with stock, building their reputation as the fashion hub of "The Industry."

The WCC warehouse contains 2+ million costumes and 100,000 accessories, a compilation that translates into 8 miles of inventory. From Judy Garland's ruby slippers to the tailored suits of Mad Men's Don Draper, it's all there. Living, breathing, Hollywood history even this fashion-challenged "skeleton" can appreciate.

"Fashion is part of the daily air and it changes all the time. You can see and feel everything in clothes." - Diana Vreeland, fashion columnist 

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Hearst Castle
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Hearst Castle

Kidnapped! 

That was the headline splashed across every newspaper on February 4, 1974. Patricia Hearst, heiress to the vast Hearst fortune, had been abducted by three members of the Symbionese Liberation Army (SLA). It was all anyone could talk about. 

Her capture, crimes, imprisonment, and eventual pardon would provide endless fodder for celebrity gossip hounds. Patty, now 71 years old and the most famous of William Randolph Hearst's ten grandchildren, lives a quiet life in the sleepy town of Wilton Connecticut, far from the public's prying eyes.

Our "paths" recently crossed during my not long ago visit to Hearst Castle, the family compound for the first half of the twentieth century. Its opulence is undeniable, boasting 58 bedrooms, 60 bathrooms, 41 fireplaces, and a functioning wine cellar despite the then strictures of Prohibition. But of all the facts I learned that day, perhaps the most endearing was this. As I stood at the edge of the mansion's famous Neptune Pool, the guide told me Patty had just been there, lounging by the water during her earlier vacation. 

That's right. Despite the property's current ownership by the California State Park system, the family reserves the right to utilize the mansion as they wish. 

Patty and I, separated by just a week, both hovered poolside, looking out at 345,000 gallons of memories...

"San Simeon --- a sandcastle, an implausibility, a place swimming in warm golden light and theatrical mists, a pleasure dome decreed by a man who insisted, out of the one dark fear we all know about, that all the surfaces be gay and brilliant and playful." - Joan Didion

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Jane
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Jane

I count it among the greatest of blessings to have met Jane Goodall. 

Nearly ten years ago now, she and I sat quietly in my office prior to a speaking event, swapping stories and drinking tea. When she eventually stepped onto the stage, she exuded both an air of serenity and gravitas. Dressed in black, a scarf tied loosely around her shoulders and hair pulled back in a ponytail, there was nothing showy about her. In fact, as those gathered rose to their feet with applause, she seemed slightly bemused, as if she didn't understand what all the fuss was about.

Over the next 90 minutes, Goodall spoke without notes, a sip of water or even a shifting of weight. At first, her utter stillness didn't quite register, but as the minutes clicked by, I was struck by her placid demeanor. Perhaps it was a remnant of all those years spent in the jungle, where for long stretches of time she sat motionless and silent. 

In a culture where hundreds of stimuli vie for our attention every minute of every day, Jane Goodall was certainly an anomaly. She didn't rely on technological wizardry to keep our attention. She didn't reduce her remarks to pithy sound bites to keep us engaged. She just stood there, looked us in the eye, and told the truth.

"Change happens by listening and then starting a dialogue with the people who are doing something you don't believe is right." - Jane Goodall

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Mr. Stanley
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Mr. Stanley

Mr. Stanley. My favorite pet of all time.

Named for a former Harvard University faculty member, Mr. Stanley came to me when his original owners moved abroad. It was a match made in heaven.

He was quirky, more dog than cat. He ran to the door when I would come home at night, howling until I reached down to scratch his ears. Forsaking traditional feline aloofness, he followed me everywhere, happiest when I finally settled down in the crook of the couch, his preferred napping spot. 

Mr. Stanley was NOT a fan of personal space.

His eccentricities didn't end there. He preferred his water straight from the faucet. Naturally I indulged this inclination. Because that's what we do for the creatures we love...

“A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.” - Ernest Hemingway

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Witness
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Witness

Witness Trees. The name alone portends a certain gravitas, even reverence.

Defined as trees "present during a period of historical or cultural significance," these surviving timbers serve as a living reminder of days gone by.

Last week, during a visit to Valley Forge, I discovered such a tree. It was a sycamore, rooted to the bank of a creek, just a mile or so from the headquarters used by George Washington during the famed winter encampment of 1777. 

As I grew near, I gently placed my hand of its distinctive patchwork bark. The trunk was enormous, so large in fact that when I stretched my arms around the bole not even half the tree was in my grasp. The gnarled branches spun out in every direction, like the spokes of a bicycle wheel, topped by a canopy of leaves rustling their quiet greeting.

Stoic observers, these trees are guardians of our past. They have seen what we can only imagine. 

"Trees are sanctuaries. Whoever knows how to speak to them, whoever knows how to listen to them, can learn the truth." - Herman Hesse

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Splash!
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Splash!

Let's chat water aerobics, shall we?

First made popular in the 1950's by television personality and fitness guru Jack LaLanne, water aerobics has long been relegated to the "that's not for me" category. But a sore knee and an unbearably hot summer eventually lured me to the pool. And who did I find there but Hannah.

Hannah has been attending the daily water aerobics class at the North Hollywood YMCA for years. But that's not her most impressive example of longevity. Hannah is 100 years old. 

She doesn't carry a cane or use a walker. No, Hannah is all about the kickboards, and the (buoyant) barbells, and the endless tangle of pool noodles. 

Which just goes to show you. You're never too old, or too young, to try something new, even if it means jumping into the deep end of the pool. 

"The water doesn't know how old you are." - Dara Torres, Olympic swimmer and Westlake School for Girls Alumna, Class of 1985

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The Thrill of Flight
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The Thrill of Flight

In 1939, then President Franklin Delano Roosevelt designated August 19th as National Aviation Day, the birthdate of Orville Wright.

The inaugural flight (December 17, 1903) of the pioneering Wright Brothers lasted just twelve seconds. Nearly 70 years later I too would take my maiden aeronautical voyage, a two-hour jaunt from Boston to Bermuda. My mother, tired of spending every Thanksgiving in an apron, decided she would like to travel for the holiday. My attachment to her legendary apple pie recipe immediately evaporated at the thought of being on an airplane. My love affair with travel has never ceased.

I am not alone in this zeal. Approximately 45,000 flights take off and land each day in the United States, close to 150,000 worldwide. Some of these are utilitarian in nature, cargo planes as an example. But most of these departures are part of an adventure, even if their origins are more dutiful than dazzling.

The impulse to travel is something I've felt in my bones before I even knew what to call it.

Up, up, and away......

"Them: What one book changed your life? Me: My passport."

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